Monday, February 28, 2011

The Naughty SexWitch at Twitter



Got lots of wicked stuff for you today. Yes, I do! *wink*

I was interviewed by Kat Holmes on "Blog Talk Radio" Friday night from 6:00 - 6:30 pm. If you're on Twitter, Facebook, PaganSpace, or Pagan-Playground you heard all about it. OMG, Kat and I had a blast!!! Naughty, naughty. The cool thing is the interview was taped. All you gotta do if you missed it is go to http://www.blogtalkradio.com/katholmes1212/2011/02/25/kats-writing-pen and then click on the moving tape to the right. That's the interview. You're gonna laugh like crazy! Oh, and be warned. If you've never heard me before I have a very young voice. I sound kinda like a teen with a dirty mind and trashy mouth. Gee, what a surprise! *wicked grin*

Everyone knows how much I love Twitter. So I thought you might enjoy some of my naughty Twitter conversations with the sexy men of Twitter and my fans/readers. These are from just the first week in January. Yeah, we have waaaaay to much fun there.

If you're not on Twitter and you don't know how it works RT means (retweet). I always retweet part of the tweet from the person who tweeted me so people who follow my tweets will understand the conversation, kinda like becoming Twitter voyeurs. To make it easy for you to follow this blog post I'll put my response in pink and the tweet from the person I'm responding to in blue. Keep in mind my response usually comes first (Twitter is backwards like that).

Enjoy!!! *naughty wink*

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@angelwolf9 Thx for the #FF, good-lookin!! *smooches*

Thx for the follow too. Gotta love hippy guys in black leather, ya know? *wink* RT @angelwolf9 Anytime gorgeous!!!!

@angelwolf9 Oh I def got the black leather covered darlin! Lol ;) BTW, thanx 4 the follow

@angelwolf9 Ur welcome, sweetie! No way this slutty chick can resist a biker dude. *wink*

And have as much wild sex as you possibly can. Alrightyyy! *lusty grin* RT @angelwolf9 Ride Hard, Live Fast!!! ;)

That would be me. Slutty & loving it! RT @angelwolf9 Amen to that 1! I respect the hell out of a woman not afraid of what she wants! #RareTraitNowadays

Thx! I wont change. Been like this too long *grin* RT @angelwolf9 And dont ever change! U can ride with this Wolf any day darling! *mwah*


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Hey, gorgeous, how r u? My, I do love a yumy vamp. Purrrrrr...! RT @Saul_Orro hello

I was boinked well 31 hours ago *wink* RT @Saul_Orro i have been without a women for a very long while ~~smirks~~ & yourself~~~

I love bluntness...and hunky vamps like you...and sex....lots of it *wink* RT @Saul_Orro excuse & forgive my bluntness ~~kisses your hand~~

Oh, my....then do it, gorgeous... *sex-obsessed grin* RT @Saul_Orro honey i can give you a life time of sex

I slide my hands up under ur shirt, hungry to touch u as I grind my pussycat into ur tool... RT @Saul_Orro grabs you by the hair & lays you over and kisses you deeply

Oh, really? That makes this SexWitch purrrrr.... What were u thinking about me? RT @Saul_Orro was thinking bout you

@Saul_Orro i was thinking bout fuckin you because your hot & made me hard

Yum! I melt against u, kissing u deeply while I slip my hand in ur jeans. RT @Saul_Orro com' here you sexy thing ~~ kissing you hard~~

I grind against u and move ur hands inside my tshirt. No bra. RT @Saul_Orro i let u feel my hard big tool ~~show me what you have baby

I purr as I move up & down screwng ur fingers. RT @Saul_Orro i caress your tits while putting my hand down your pants feeling your wetness

U lean over & bite my shoulder while u ride me hard just like a wolf fucking his mate RT @Saul_Orro i drive my hard cock into ur sweet pusy

I slam back into each of ur thrusts loving the way u drive me hard! RT @Saul_Orro driving my cock into you hard feeling it building up~~

Do it!! Soak me with ur tasty cum! RT @Saul_Orro slamming into your hot and wet pussy,, oh yeah baby am going to cumm,,, ~~panting hard~~

@Saul_Orro ~~laughing~~ did i scare you off princess ??

@Saul_Orro Hardly! *wink* ...Every thrust hits my sweet spot. I exlode and scream my release....!!!!


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Jumping in the shower now! Any hunky guys out there wanna join me? *sex-obsessed grin*

Alrightyyy! Ive always been a m/f/m menage girl *wink* RT @Vampyre616 on my way ;) :-p RT @TimLester1 I'll be right there!! Wait for me!!!!

U saw that, huh? *witchy wink* RT @alexsumner :-D

Awesome. Just makes this SexWitch purrrrrrrrrrr...! *lusty grin* RT @alexsumner oh yes xxx

Either way sounds good to me... *grin* RT @TimLester1 I may just have to check you out. I mean your memoirs! *wink*

What can I say? Its in my genes...um...and in my jeans *wicked grin* RT @TimLester1 Owwww..... you naughty little sexwitch, you!!



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Yes, even if hes frowning. I get frowning a lot. Its a tool thing. lol RT @sami_lewis So when a guy stares at u does it mean he likes u?

@sami_lewis Frowning means a guy is attracted to u & it freaks him out. His tool says YES but his brain says NO. I get that a lot. lmao!

Its 2 cold 4 this chick! Rub ur heat on me, good-lookin! RT @Vampyre616 allo lady, I'm good, just suffer from the heat :( how art thou?

Purrrrrrrrrr...! *lusty wink* RT @Vampyre616 cold? Gimme! Sure... I'll be right over :x lol


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3:03am & Im crashing. Chapter 24 is finished, on to Chapter 25. Yay! This freshly-fucked slut wishes u all HAWT sex & multi-Os. Alrightyyy!

Ur welcome! All u gotta do is jump the nearest hunky guy *wink* RT @tnpeterscci thank u, sexy! I need to be in freshly-fucked state of mind


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Um...ok, Wes & I are NOT average. RT @FreakyFact The average couple spends 20 minutes engaged in sexual foreplay prior to intercourse.

You need more? Wes and I do a max of 5 minutes. Usually less. Im a firecracker. Touch me & I drip. *wink* lol RT @Vampirique Only 20 minutes?

I dunno. Wes is a Leo. Enuf said. *falls over laughing* RT @FreakyFact Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


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Ive got one more thing to finish at another site & then I can terrorize Twitter. lmao!! RT @tinkervamp0823 hugs & kisses sent ur way.

Thx, sweetie!! *bighug* RT @tinkervamp0823 Glad to see u found ur way. Tweetville just got hotter! *grins*

A whole lot earlier than this, thats for sure! lmao RT @CrimeWitch When does @SexWitch like to come out and play?


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Oh, my, somebodys horny in CA. *lol* When r u coming home? RT @Seanotd I kiss~your eyes ~cheeks ~behind ears~skip the moist wanting lips

So far Im having a fab 2011, good-lookin! It started out with awesome magick & is continuing. WOOT! *kisses* RT @Seanotd How r u?

Did u do the New Years Eve party thing in LA? Fun? RT @Seanotd Enjoy the Magik! * hugs*

lmao! No sex orgy? What about lots of heavy metal rock u could dance to for hours? *wink* RT @Seanotd it was fun.An orgy of words not bodies

Alrightyyyy! Did u get out on the dance floor & shake ur ass? RT @Seanotd there was some dancing after the drinks had worked their magik

Damn, I wouldve loved to have done some dirty dancing w/ ya since thats the only kind I do. RT @Seanotd I did. You would have enjoyed that


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Wes just said: "Drop ur panties & show me ur cunt." I did. He said: "Oooh, nice. Can't do anything about it but sure do like to look at it."

Not tonite. Hes got WD (wine dick) which is like LD (limp dick). Too much partying after golf today. *lol* RT @kelAmU u are a lucky girl

True. And he usually does to make up to me 4 havin WD. lol RT @twilite4eva I'm sure he can service you other ways than hide the cucumber :)

OH, SHIT!!!!!!!! I forgot Im the featured author on a review blog today. Back in a minute with the link. Oops!!! lol


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Its 2011 & that means I can unveil my 2011 office calendar of hunky guys & their hard tools. Yay! Wes is gonna FREAK when he sees it! *wink*

After 32 yrs of my lusty libido Wes is used to being shocked. But I do need eye candy. lmao!!! RT @raf1012 sucks to be him. U need ur muses

When Wes saw my 2011 office calendar of naked guys & their tools, he just stood there for 2 minutes with his mouth open, speechless. lmfao!!

@Paulswolfgirl77 @j_hussein @wildlower @Leilani_Lopez When he turned to leave my office he almost ran into it & I thot he was gonna choke ;)

He said knowing me its not a surprise, just kinda shocking to look at. lmao! RT @fairygirlrae what'd he say bout the naked cuties?

@AlbusBarba I asked Wes if he wanted a naked women calendar & he said no. Otherwise I wouldve bought him one for xmas. Ok, Im kinky *grin*

2:14am & Im crashing. Gotta be up by noon coz its Sunday, which means I have a sex date & can take my new lubes for a test drve. Alrightyyy!


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Cool, huh? If you're on Twitter I'm @SexWitch (http://twitter.com/sexwitch). Follow me, and I'll make it worth your while. *naughty wink*


Laura Stamps (c)
Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches)
Email: laurastamps18@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com/
My Kindle ebooks ($1.99-$2.99): http://ht.ly/2IkvB
Blog: http://www.erotica-laurastamps.blogspot.com/
Tarot Card Readings: http://www.tarotbylaurastamps.blogspot.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sexwitch
Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Pagan-Playground: http://www.pagan-playground.com/Laura_Stamps
PaganSpace: http://www.paganspace.net/profile/LauraStamps
Witchbook: http://www.witchbook.net/LauraStamps

Friday, February 11, 2011

Wanna Play with the SexWitch? *wink*


Drum roll please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? One of my best friends, Nyx DarkSky, has created the most fab Pagan social network site EVER!! Nyx used to be the administrator of PaganSpace, and for years it’s been her dream to create her own Pagan social site. The problem was she hadn’t found any software that really wowed her.

Well, she did in January and was thrilled to be able to make her dream come true. And I was thrilled she asked me to be a part of it! *grin*

Lucky for Nyx, her hunky hubby is a web designer. He got the site up and running for us. Then we went to work, tweaking and tweaking. Pagan-Playground was launched TODAY, and its membership is already growing by leaps and bounds.

WOOT!

If you know Nyx then you know Pagan-Playground is about to become the best and biggest Pagan site on the web. No doubt about it. And it's so BEAUTIFUL! Here's what it's all about:


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Pagan-Playground Social Network is a Pagan Community where "ALL" Paths are Welcomed. A Home with LIVE Chat, Blogs, Forums, Music, Video's, a Spot to List your Site Banner, and Pagan Market Place to Sell Your Goods. A Pagan Community where all feel Welcomed and at Home.

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Alrightyyyy! Come play with the SexWitch at Pagan-Playground. I'm gonna be hanging out there a LOT. Check out my page & friend me: http://www.pagan-playground.com/Laura_Stamps

Oh, and you MUST be 18 to join. Duh. I mean, any site I'm involved with has gotta be for adults, right? Just think. No Religious Right to dog my ass and get me thrown off forums cause I like sex. No Facebook Police to toss me in jail. No censors freaking out cause I write erotica.

Ahh... Is this SexWitch nirvana or what?

I think so. *wicked grin*

Laura Stamps (c)
Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches)
Email: laurastamps18@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com/
My Kindle ebooks ($1.99-$2.99): http://ht.ly/2IkvB
Blog: http://www.erotica-laurastamps.blogspot.com/
Tarot Card Readings: http://www.tarotbylaurastamps.blogspot.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sexwitch
Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Pagan-Playground: http://www.pagan-playground.com/Laura_Stamps

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Naughty Life. Oh, How I LOVE It!!




This is what you've been waiting for!


"Always Naughty"

The Life & Times of an Erotica Novelist
(Book Three of the Memoir Series)


$1.99 in pdf at my books site:

http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com


or


$2.99 in the Kindle Store:

http://www.amazon.com/Always-Naughty-Erotica-Novelist-ebook/dp/B004LGTR5S/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1296619530&sr=1-14



That's right! For those of you who have become fans of my X-rated Memoir Series, the third book in this series is OUT!! This one contains blog posts from July 30, 2009 - January 27, 2010.

Once again, I modeled for the cover of this one. What fun! The black chiffon short ruffled skirt and black lace thigh highs are some of the clothes I bought last January when my ex-agent was trying to arrange a glamour photo shoot for me. It never happened, so I was thrilled when Alex could use a pic I had taken with my cell camera for the cover of this wicked memoir.

As you know, these memoirs are made up of posts from my naughty blog. If you haven't read this series yet, here are the first two books in the series:



Being Naughty: Book One

(blog posts from July 1, 2008 - February 17, 2009)


In Kindle for $2.99

http://www.amazon.com/Being-Naughty-Erotica-Novelist-ebook/dp/B003WEA0G0/ref=pd_sim_kinc_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2


In pdf for $1.99

http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com/


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Still Naughty: Book Two

(blog posts from February 18, 2009 - July 29, 2009)


In Kindle for $2.99

http://www.amazon.com/Still-Naughty-Erotica-Novelist-ebook/dp/B0045OUI0O/ref=pd_sim_kinc_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2


In pdf for $1.99

http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com



If you love Laura's sexy erotica novels then you're going to love her "Memoir Series." The books in this series are irreverent, hysterically funny, and X-rated with one sizzling sex scene after another. Yeah, all the same HOT stuff you'll find in her novels. Only this is real life with Laura starring as the heroine and her Alpha husband Wes as the hero. Uh-oh. *exhibitionist grin*



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“Hi Laura, I'm a big fan of your blog. I only just discovered it about a week ago. Now I'm hooked!” (Carrie, email)

“Woo hoo! Girl just wanted to say thank you for last night. My man read only half of one sex post on your blog, and that was good for him...and then oh god was it good for me!” (Shayla, Canada)

“I just left a comment on your blog...and you're right and like I said on the blog women can relate easily with you cause you say what we are thinking but don't have the nerve to say ourselves...at least with me anyway...LOL ...I think its great about your memoirs...cant wait to read them!!” (Carol, Michigan)

“Your blog is always so much fun to read. I enjoy the way you just tell us all these things. Hey, my husband came home yesterday and said that I had talked so much about you he decided to go on your blog and check you out. He then said, “O My God!” I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. He was shocked about a lot of things on there. It was really too funny, I wish you could have heard him. We went and got new phones last Friday, and he just programmed your blog on both of our phones. Yes, he likes you that much! ;)” (Melody, Georgia)

“YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! “You have an amazing talent for writing….Love your blog posts!!!” (Jojo, England)

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, my!! Good evening, Laura. The pleasure is mine to meet you. You see, as I was browsing online I stumbled across your blog. All I can say is WOW!! I’m speechless!” (Lydia, email)

“Well, I have joined the Fan Hoard ranks! *grin* I just started reading your blog today, and I couldn't stop laughing! You made my day.” (Kaila, email)

“Laura your naughty blog writings have honestly amazed me! I checked out your profile and then some of your writing, girl. Damn, your Good!” (Ups, Illinois)

"OH,MY!! Laura... you are a deliciously hot blogger, girl! I tell ya - it raised my "desires" for this evening! Cheers to you and Wes, you are beautiful people... you could *inspire* even the least active person in the world... do sex therapists prescribe this stuff? They should! THANK YOU!! Love ya hun..." (Tanya, Canada)

"Haha!! Damn, girl, love your blog, you’re hilarious!” (Carly, Belgium)



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About the Author: Laura Stamps is an award-winning Pagan paranormal erotica novelist, whose daily blog is wickedly naughty. Her work has been published in over a thousand magazines, literary journals, and anthologies worldwide. The recipient of a "Pulitzer Prize" nomination, she is the author of more than 52 books. A Wiccan Faery Witch, Empath, and Psychic, Laura enjoys writing hot, sexy novels about contemporary Pagans living in the Deep South.



Happy sexy reading!!

*smooches*



Laura Stamps (c)
Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches)
Email: laurastamps18@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com/
My Kindle ebooks ($1.99-$2.99): http://ht.ly/2IkvB
Blog: http://www.erotica-laurastamps.blogspot.com/
Tarot Card Readings: http://www.tarotbylaurastamps.blogspot.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sexwitch
PaganSpace: http://www.paganspace.net/profile/LauraStamps
Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Witchbook: http://www.witchbook.net/LauraStamps