Happy Holidays, everyone!!!
A helluva a lot has happened to the SexWitch since my
last blog post. Whew! December is gonna be full of more news, so I'll tell you
all about that in my next blog post.
However this one is dedicated to my ever-popular Naughty
Holiday Card.
Yay!!!
If you've been with me for a while, you know every year
at this time I create a Naughty Holiday Card. I used to print a limited edition
of 100 cards and mail them out to everyone who sent me a snail mail addy.
Last year I decided that wasn't fair to everyone so I
started posting it on my blog. That way all my fans and readers can enjoy my
delightfully perverted mind during the holidays.
This year I decided to post a card that was a fav when I
mailed paper cards years ago. Of course, I get more wicked every year so I
couldn't resist updating it. Duh.
Enjoy!!
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The Twelve Days of
X-mas
On the Twelve days of X-mas (as in X marks the G-spot)
may your True Love bring to you...
...One thick cock bobbing at attention or one sopping
wet pussy (your choice...See how generous I am?)
...Two gift certificates to an online sex
shop
...Three passionate kisses
...Four jolts to your libido
...Five erotic dreams
...Six secret admirers
...Seven massages with flavored oil (lick,
lick)
...Eight wicked sex toys
...Nine gorgeous bods to ogle (or fuck if you're into
a puppy pile ménage...Hey, sounds good to me, let's DO IT!!!)
...Ten extra sex pheromones
...Eleven slooooooooow licks with a naughty
tongue
...Twelve nights of smokin hot sex
...and a New Year filled with lots of lust and no
regrets (I mean, guilt is such a downer, ya know?
*sex-obsessed grin*)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS from the
SEXWITCH!
*smooches*
Laura Stamps (c)
Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches)
Email: laurastamps18@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My Kindle ebooks (all $0.99): http://ht.ly/4GPqd
Blog: http://www.erotica-laurastamps.blogspot.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sexwitch
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Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches)
Email: laurastamps18@yahoo.com
Website: http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My Kindle ebooks (all $0.99): http://ht.ly/4GPqd
Blog: http://www.erotica-laurastamps.blogspot.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/sexwitch
Pagan-Place: http://www.pagan-place.com/profile/LauraStamps
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Rad! I love it
ReplyDeleteI've given Brynn at least five of those... *grinning*
ReplyDeleteSee know I need to get back out there or I am not gonna find that in my stocking.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Thanks Laura... and right back to YOU!
ReplyDeleteSo may it Very quietly & discretely ... In & for this household anyway .... Afterhours eventually be.....
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Raine, you are so cute!!!! And Brynn, you are LUCKY, LUCKY!!!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Happy wicked holiday to you both!! *wink*
ReplyDeleteDjiin, this is what I keep saying. We gotta get your hunkiness OUT THERE so wild women can use and abuse you and put this kind of yumminess in your stocking. *wicked grin*
ReplyDeleteKeltik and Paganus, thanks!!! Same to you and I'm thrilled you enjoyed another PG Xmas song I drug through the gutter til it was trashy as hell. Dear Goddess, I have FUN!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteTil' now, the 12 Pains of Christmas was my favorite song, but this now beats it. Thanks for that great entertainment :)
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Lots of Wicked dreams your way also, SexWitch. Have a great Festival of Lights. (So types the spelling challaged Pagan.)
ReplyDeleteLOL
Love ittt!! XD
ReplyDeleteWitch of Swords, I'm totally flattered!!! Hey, any time I can replace a song of Pain with one of Trashy Lust, I'll DO IT!!! Of course anyone who knows me knows how much I love to DO IT. Especially with a hunky guy. But that's a Song of Roll Over & Spread. *sex-obsessed wink*
ReplyDeleteLyssa, I love your spelling challenged self (lol) & I hope you have an awesome Yule too!! Much love to you, sweetie!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Atthequillsmercy, I thought you might like this one!! It was my Naughty Holiday Card for 2008. I couldn't resist tweaking it for extreme naughtiness in 2011. I mean, it's a crime to let such trashiness go to waste, right? *wink*
I love it, Laura. Esp. the sopping wet pussies.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! I love it! And I want every single one of those things too. It's gonna be a hot 12 days! Thanks for the wishes! Woot! <3 You!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gawaine, I'm glad you enjoyed it! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteHey, Candy!!! Yeah, I figured you would like this one. Tell Ben he needs to add all of this to his Yule list for you...and him. *lusty wink* Love you too!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT:) Thanks for the card, I will be adding a few of these things to mt wish list,lol!
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