Tuesday, May 14, 2013

I’m Doing It, Doing It, Doing It!!!



I’m happy to announce I have a severe case of “fictionitis.” 

I do!  Big-time.  Here’s what I mean. 

~drumroll~

I did it!!! 

~happy dance, happy dance~

I finished the first draft of the new novella, “The Sensuous Faery,” last week.  I did!!  It’s erotic as hell, full of surprises, and sooooo romantic.  ~major swoon~

I wrote the entire book in eight days.  I started it on Thursday and finished it the following Thursday.  My hand got a monster cramp, but it was totally worth it.

The editing on this one will probably take 3-4 months, since a first draft is just the skeleton of a book and editing is adding flesh to the bones.  So look for it to be in final draft in September.  If all goes well, this hot novella will be published by the end of the year.

Yay!!!!

I guess it comes as no surprise the first draft of “The Sensuous Faery” ran longer than planned.  This is what happens when you write character-driven books.  Too often my characters have a different idea about the length of a book.  And they’re really smart about this, too.  After all, it is “their” story.  So I tend to chill, go with the flow, and let my characters rule.  When I do, it always turns out a million times better than I could have imagined.  And that’s exactly what happened with this book.

Ready for more fictionitis news?  Like I said, I started the first draft of this novella on a Thursday.  But three days later I woke up with an awesome idea for a new flash fiction story.  Holy moly!!  What’s a high-energy Fey chick with an intense case of fictionitis to do?  I dashed to my computer and typed it up…of course!

So while I wrote the first draft of “The Sensuous Faery” I was also doing final edits on that short story. 

Wild, huh?

I finished the final edit of this new short story on Saturday, and I love it.  Now I’m letting it cool off for a week.  Then I’ll check it for final tweaks and off it goes to literary journals for publication.

I’ve gotta say I’m really pleased with these new flash fiction stories.  In fact I’m so pleased with them I’m thinking about publishing them as a short story collection in 2014-2015.  Fun!  In the meantime, you can read them in the literary journals that accept them for publication.

As if I haven’t already been a super-busy Fey chick the last two weeks, there’s more.  Isn’t there always when it comes to my life?  ~lol~

When I wasn’t writing like a crazy woman, I was updating my Tumblr by creating two new pages.  You’ll find links for both under the bio section on my Tumblr.

The first page is called “Book News & Events for 2013.”  It lists all the groovy stuff that’s happened with my books and writing so far this year.  Of course, these are only the things I know about.  Lots of reviews of my books have appeared this year that I don’t know about.  So if you’ve reviewed any of my books on your blog let me know, and I’ll add you to the list ASAP!

Check it out when you get a chance.   You’ll be surprised when you see this list.  Or maybe not.  And just think.  It’s only May.  I have a feeling it’s gonna be a loooooooong list by the end of the year.  But that’s a good thing, right?  I think so.  Here’s the link:




The second Tumblr page I created is called “Kindle Books & Series by Laura Stamps.”  Here I’ve listed all those books and series by category.  That’s something I’ve never done before but really needed to do.  This list makes it easier for you to see at a glance the different categories my books fall into, as well as the level of sex in each one.  Alrightyyyy!  Check it out:




Speaking of Tumblr, be sure to follow me there.  I write a short blog post almost every day to update my Tumblr followers on my writing progress and interesting trivia about my books or life.

Here’s a good example.  Since “The Sensuous Faery” is Savannah’s and Donnie’s novella, I had to reread “What Witches Want” first.  That’s because this new novella covers the six weeks after that novel ends (June) and “Call of the Witches” begins (August).  In the process, I remembered lots of cool trivia about the writing of that novel you might not know. 

Below is a post I wrote about it a few weeks ago on Tumblr.  I thought you might enjoy seeing it, too.

As for my extreme case of fictionitis, what can I say?  My plan is for it to continue indefinitely.  Woot!  I can’t remember if I mentioned this before, but I haven’t been this happy in four years.  I’m not kidding.  I truly am Alice in Wonderland.  I fell down that dark rabbit hole four years ago, found my way out last summer, and now I’m dancing in the light in every area of my life again…finally. 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Okay, I’m outta here.  Gotta take one last look at that new short story before sending it off.  Then it’s time to start final edits on the new novella. 

See ya later…

~smooches~

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(from my Tumblr blog)

The True Identity 
of Re in “What Witches Want”


Good news!  I finished the reread of “What Witches Want” last night.  About an hour later Donnie and Savannah gave me the first sketchy outline of their new erotica novella.  I’ll work more on that today and will probably start the first draft this weekend.  

Yay!!!

I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed reading this novel.  I did!  That might be because I’ve never taken the time to sit down and read it for pleasure like my fans have.  I do a million edits on my books before I submit the final draft to my publisher.  By that time I could almost recite the entire book word for word in my sleep. ~lol~  

Then a week after I finish a book I start writing the next one.  And so it goes…

There are many things to love about this novel, like the peaceful tone of the book and the sweet love affair between Donnie and Savannah.  But I’d forgotten about all of Re’s crazy antics.  What a cutie he is!  If you’ve ever wondered about Re and if his character is based on a real kitten, the answer is YES!!

Here’s how that happened.  In early 2006 my feral colony exploded before I could get all of them fixed.  I had four pregnant moms who delivered 18 kittens within a month.  Eeeeeek!  

Five of them were beautiful calicoes.  My neighbor wanted one, so I caught one for her and socialized it.  But she changed her mind at the last minute, and the adoption never went through.  No biggie because this one was such an incredible kitten, I decided to keep her myself.  

It was Miss Cherry.  That’s a pic of her in her pink bandana for Beltane illustrating this blog post.  Isn’t she a beauty queen?  Hard to believe she’s seven years old now.  Damn, time flies!

Miss Cherry was a joy as a kitten.  Full of crazy kitten energy and a whirlwind of a dynamo.  But she was also an incredibly intelligent kitten, who self-trained herself in surprising ways.  For example, she loved the litter box and never had an accident.  The minute she had to pee, even if she was upstairs, she would wheel around and race down the stairs to the litter box closet.  When she was tired, she climbed the sofa and put herself to sleep.  She did this every afternoon.  Amazing!

At that time I was still writing poetry, so I did something with her I’d never done before.  I decided to keep a daily journal for the first seven months of her life.  My intention was to turn this journal into a book of poems about her.

But shortly after I finished that kitten journal I did a Raymond Carver.  Like him, I’d always published literary poetry and fiction.  One day he made the career choice to concentrate on fiction.  I did the same.  By the end of 2006 I had achieved all my goals in my poetry career (including a “Pulitzer Prize” nomination”), and I’d fallen madly in love with the long form of novels and novellas.  So in 2006 I stopped writing poetry in favor of writing fiction exclusively.  

And I’ve never looked back.

When I began outlining “What Witches Want” in 2007 and Re appeared, I knew I had the perfect fictional vehicle for Miss Cherry’s journal notes.  Too cool, huh?

So, yes, every crazy kitten episode with Re in “What Witches Want” and later in “Call of the Witches” and “The Harvest Moon” really happened.  It’s true.  The character of Re really is based on a real kitten.  

He’s just a “she.”  He’s Miss Cherry.  Now you know.  ~wink~


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Novelist – Erotic Pagan Literary Fiction
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches, Fey)
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The SexWitch is Ready and Set on GO!!



Yes, I am!!  ~twirling, twirling~

I’m thrilled to announce, after two weeks of spring cleaning, my 4 gardens look fab and my house is sparkly clean.  Yay!  In fact, I wrote a few Tumblr posts about my cleaning “adventures,” which are always kinda horrifying when one of your husbands is a hoarder.  Lmao!  I’ll include one at the end of this blog post if you aren’t following me on Tumblr.

Are you ready for some freakin AWESOME news?  I found out last week my latest vamp novella, “A Vampire’s Desire,” has been nominated for the “RONE Award for Novel Excellence.”  Wow!  I had no idea.  The love of my fans and readers for my Witchy sexy books totally humbles me.  I’m truly a blessed Fey chick.  Thank you!!!

More big news If you’re one of my Facebook friends, you may have noticed what I did last week.  You already know I nuked my “Laura Stamps Fan Page” in January.  I’m never at Facebook anymore, so it made no sense to keep that fan page.  Last week I decided to hide my personal page, too.  But in order to do that I had to unfriend everyone.  I did.  I’m sorry!  So if you noticed we are no longer FB friends, don’t worry.  You didn’t do anything wrong.  It was me.  Unfriending everybody…even family, even Alex (yikes!)…was the only way to make that page completely private.  So I did it.

In other news, I was interviewed by the “Naughty Reader’s Boudoir” earlier this month.  Brenda asked a question no one has ever asked in the 100s of interviews I’ve given over the last 25 years.  You’ll laugh your ass off at my answer!  There was also a giveaway of “A Vampire’s Kiss,” as well as a sizzling sex scene excerpt from that hot novel.  For some unknown reason there was a problem posting comments at the end of that interview if you were on your cell or tablet.  But check it out anyway when you get a chance.  It’s a fun one!


 

Now that I’m finished spring cleaning (finally) you know what that means, right?  I can start on the next novella. 

~happy dance, happy dance~

But…um…once again, it seems my characters have made a few changes in my book line-up.  Hey, not my fault!  ;-)

Here’s what happened.  I wrote the short story in March because I wanted to introduce Anna and Dante in the third vamp novella, “A Vampire’s Embrace,” which (as you know) is Val’s book.  This short story was the best way for me to get to know that hot Fey couple in preparation for Val’s novella. 

I mean, I really don’t know much about Anna and Dante.  They’ve only appeared one time in my flash fiction story, “The Beach House.”  The main reason I’m including them in Val’s novella is to introduce them to all of you, since the first novella in the new “The Faery Witch Series” will be Anna’s and Dante’s book (“The Lusty Faery”).  I’m scheduled to work on it after I finish “A Vampire’s Embrace.”

Good plan, right?  I thought so.

Then last month I was given the opportunity to do a really long short story, which could kinda be a really short novella.  In fact, it could actually be the first novella in that new “The Faery Witch Series.” 

Hmmmmm… 

As I was contemplating this, Donnie and Savannah appeared and informed me this long short story should be theirs.

Really?  That’s news to me.

Of course, Donnie and Savannah know something many of you don’t.  I’ve been planning to write this fourth series (“The Faery Witch Series”) since 2008.  I had always planned for it to be their series since Savannah is a Faery Witch.  In fact, that series is named after her.  Surprise!  Well, now you know.

There is a 6-week period between the end of “What Witches Want” (the week after Litha) and “Call of the Witches” (the week of Lammas) where Donnie and Savannah get really serious in their relationship.  Back in 2008 I had planned for this series to be about them because I wanted to know what happened during those 6 weeks.  I envisioned it as a novella trilogy just like Wynn’s and Noelle’s “The Rune Witch Series.”

Then all hell broke loose in 2009 when my big ebook publisher went out of business.  A few months later I signed with my exagent.  And he kept me busy with stuff that had nothing to do with being a novelist.  Yeesh!

In the meantime, “The Faery Witch Series” landed on the back burner.  Indefinitely.

However, now it’s 2013 and I’m writing furiously again.  Only this time no agent can derail me with lots of non-writing tasks.  That’s why I’m not terribly surprised Donnie and Savannah chose this moment to tell me they’re still interested in their series.  Although now they’re totally cool with the first book belonging to them, while the rest of the series features other Fey Witches, like Dante and Anna. 

Hmmmmm…  I can do that.

And that's exactly what I’m going to do.  Donnie’s and Savannah’s book will be called “The Sensuous Faery.”  I’ll start the first draft next week and should finish that entire long story/short novella by the end of the summer.  It will probably be published in the fall. 

That means you’ll definitely get a new novella from me this year.  It’ll just be the first one in "The Faery Witch Series.”  Donnie’s and Savannah’s book.

Then I’ll start on Val’s book, “A Vampire’s Embrace.”  I promise, I promise!

Sound good? 

Donnie and Savannah think so.  Actually, they’ve been really cute about all of this.  As you know, Savannah is a Beta, and Donnie is a Gamma.  That means they didn’t barge in on me like Troy the Alpha did in July 2011 and demand their story come next.  Nah.  They’ve just been keeping me company while I work and smiling a lot.  They’ve also been very secretive about the plot of this one. 

Hmmmmm…

That’s kinda like flashing a neon sign at me.  When my characters do that, it always means the book is gonna be fan-freakin-tastic.  Woot!  Can’t wait til they clue me in.

Okay, are you ready to hear more about my adventures in cleaning last week?  Check out this Tumblr post about the nightmare I encountered when I decided to clean Wes’s office (WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!!!!). 

The good news is Wes was so grateful he and Ken took me out to dinner that night for cheese/olive quesadillas and steamed veggies.  Yummmm!

Enjoy, and follow me on Tumblr if you aren’t already.  I’m having a blast there!

~many many Fey kisses~


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Wes’s Office…His Latest Hoarding Nightmare


HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!  Cleaning Wes’s office this afternoon just beat my cute little ass!!  The man is a hoarder, so you can imagine how bad his office looks.  There’s hardly any floor space left, and every flat surface has condo-style stacks of dusty papers piled frighteningly high.

I force myself to go in there twice a year to clean just because all the dust from that room circulates throughout the air vents, which messes up the rest of my always-clean house.  And any time Wes’s hoarding makes more work for me I’m NOT a happy Witch.

Since I’m cleaning the house really good this week before I dive into my next novella, I decided to summon all my courage and brave Wes’s office.  It was the last cleaning chore on my list today.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!  I was totally unprepared for the wreck he’s made of that room.  It took 15 minutes of solid vacuuming with several attachments just to turn 3 feet of carpet from dust brown to its normal color (forest green) again.

HORRORS!

I actually worked up a sweat by the time I finished vacuuming an hour later (yes, it took that long).  I’m a runner and usually don’t break a sweat til I’ve run the first two miles.  Yeeesh!

I think the time has come to get serious meds for Wes’s hoarding addiction (please tell me they’ve invented meds for hoarders, please!!!).  If this goes on any longer it’ll take years and a large dump truck to get all the junk out of that office.

Not to mention the dead bodies or buried demons (or both) we might find in there. It’s true. Wes will be the first to tell you that’s a distinct possibility.  I mean, you never know with that Alpha Leo….

Lmfao!!!!!!

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Literary Pagan Erotica Novelist
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Saturday, April 6, 2013

He Just Tossed My Panties Across the Room. Uh-oh!



First, I wanna say THANK YOU to everyone who sent cards, gifts, and birthday wishes!  My birthday was Tuesday, and once again my friends and fans turned it into a week-long celebration.  Gifts and cards started rolling in last weekend and continued all week long. 

Woot!!

Then my sweet hubby, Ken, gave me a gorgeous Doonie & Bourke handbag for my birthday.  I’ve been carrying a fanny pack for over a year since I got a hamstring injury last January from running, which pulled my back out of line.  Ouch!  Even though the chiropractor healed my back last summer, I’ve still been using the fanny pack as a purse because it’s lightweight and great for keeping my back healthy.  But a few weeks ago Ken said, “It’s time you started carrying a real purse, baby.”  Then he found a tiny lightweight one on the D&B site, ordered the color I wanted, and I LOVE IT!!!  And him.  Of course.  ~much swooning~  The new D&B bag is actually lighter than the fanny pack (who knew?), so I’m a very happy Fey chick.  Squeeeeeeee!

Wes did good too.  He took us all out to dinner the night before to celebrate with cheese & black olive quesadillas and cheesecake for dessert.  Yum!!!  Then he gave me a funny card and cash on my birthday.

We all went to Lowe’s on the night of my birthday to see what we would need to turn the two big bare spots in the front yard into gardens.  The plan is to join two of my gardens into one big one, so I’ll have two gardens instead of three.  Wes and Ken priced what we needed, while I bought marigold and zinnia seeds for the new raised flowerbeds, as well as pink and red caladium bulbs to plant around the roses and lilies.  

It’s been two years since I’ve had the time to browse around the garden center at Lowe’s, and I had so much freakin fun!!!  What can I say?  It’s a known fact that I’m not allowed in a garden center without a chaperone.  I want EVERYTHING!  ~lol~

I truly have the most loving friends, fans, and husbands, and I just wanted all of you to know how much you’re loved and treasured by me.  Thanks to you, it was the best 56th birthday a wild Fey chick could ever have.  You totally ROCK!!

Speaking of my gardens, dontcha love the pentacle pic in this blog post?  If you’re on Tumblr you saw it in March.  Now that my schedule is more humane, I’ve been taking time to weed, fertilize, plant, and play in my gardens.  I made this pentacle a few weeks ago in the rose garden from white marble chips and oak leaves.  Pretty, isn’t it?  High magick for sure!  ~Fey wink~

In other news, I’m happy to report I’m still writing like crazy.  I love this new writing schedule Ken created for me.  It works!  ~twirling with happiness~

The short story I wrote in March grew to 2500 words.  It’s cooling off this week, waiting for one final edit before I email it to the literary anthology.  This was a tricky one because it takes place at a dinner party with 8 of my series characters: Noelle, Wynn, Blaine, Maylene, Savannah, Donnie, Anna, and Dante.  I’ve gotta say I had a blast writing this story.  It was wonderful to be back in my fictional world again with all these fab Pagan characters.  Weeeeeee!

After I email this story, I need to give my house a good cleaning and plant those caladium bulbs.  Then I’ll start the first draft of the next novella.  I’m actually working on 3 new novellas at the moment, and I’ll have more about that in my next blog post.

In the meantime, check this out.  My good LinkedIn bud, Laura Barbosa, created a beautiful post about me and my books on her website last month.  BTW, if you’re into zombies you will ADORE her paintings.  She’s incredibly talented, and her art always makes me smile.  




Last week another fab LinkedIn friend, Glenda Bixler, posted a review of my memoir, “Being Naughty” on her book review blog.  You’re gonna love the way she illustrated it with lusty excerpts and hot pics.  Yum!!


 

Last but not least, I just finished an interview for the “Naughty Reader’s Boudoir” book review blog.  You’ll get a kick out of this one.  Brenda asked me a question no one has ever asked in all the hundreds of interviews I’ve given in the last 25 years.  You’ll laugh your ass off when you read my answer.  As soon as that one goes live I’ll post the link to it on this blog.  It also features a sizzling sex scene from one of my erotica novels and a book giveaway.  Fun!

Okay, that’s it for now.  I’m lying in bed (of course) while I write this blog post, and Ken slipped his talented fingers beneath the sheets.  Uh-oh.  There go my panties.  He just tossed them across the room.  Then he said what he always says when he does that: “I hope that wasn’t a favorite pair, sweets.”

Looks like I’m gonna be kinda busy.  ~lusty wink~ 

Enjoy the links, and I’ll see ya later…!

~jumps my hot, hunky Fey hubby~


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Romantic Pagan Paranormal Erotica Novelist
(HOT vampires, shapeshifters, witches, Fey)
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